- Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what’s for breakfast?"
- Good girls never go after another girl’s man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
- Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don’t wear any.
- Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot... Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
- Good girls make chicken for dinner... Bad girls make reservations
- Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies... Bad girls know they could do better
- Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss... Bad girls never do either, unless he’s very, very rich.
- Good girls believe they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls... Bad girls believe that they are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
- Good girls love Italian food... Bad girls love Italian waiters.
- Good girls prefer the missionary position... Bad girls do too-when acting out a "virgin" fantasy.
- Good girls pack their toothbrush... Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
- Good girls save for a rainy day... Bad girls save for a Chanel suit.
- Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it... Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.
- Good girls wear high heels to work... Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
- Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance... Bad girls think NO place is the wrong place.
- Good girls have stocks... Bad girls have stockbrokers.
- Good girls collect silk shirts... Bad girls collect chiffon teddies.
- Good girls just say no... Bad girls just say when.
- Good girls never do "it" on the first date... Bad girls wait to see what kind of car he’s driving.
- Good girls read best-sellers... Bad girls sleep with their authors.
- Good girls write condolence notes... Bad girls marry the widower.
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