Contest

  
Two idiots drive to a gas station in a remote district for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the patrons of the station to anybody who purchases a full tank of gas. When they go inside to pay, the man asks the attendant about the contest.

The attendant says, "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," and the man asks how he can enter the contest. The attendant explains, "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free sex."

So the idiot fills up and asks to play the contest and says, "I Guess 7."

"Sorry I was thinking of 8," replies the attendant.

The next week, the two return to the same gas station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, one idiot asks  the attendant if the contest is still going on. "Sure," replies the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"2," says the idiot.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replies the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."

As the two idiots are walking back to the car, one idiot says to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," says the other idiot, "My wife won TWICE last week!"