Life's unanswered questions

• Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?    

• Why is a square meal served on round plates?    

• Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?    

• Which way does a compass point in space?    

• Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?    

• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?    

• Why did Mary own a little lamb?     

• If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?      

• Why can't a baby cry while it's inside its mother?    

• If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?    

• If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?    

• What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?    

• Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?    

• Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?      

• Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?    

• Can bald men get lice??    

• How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?    

• Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?    

• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?    

• Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?    

• Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?    

• If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?      

• How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?    

• Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?    

• Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?      

• If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?    

• If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?    

• What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?    

• If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?