Zoom Player is a robust Media and DVD Front-End Player.
Zoom Player was designed to be simple at first glance while being remarkably dynamic and flexible when used to its full potential.
Zoom Player works in two modes.
A Media mode which can play any file supported by DirectShow (any file which plays in MediaPlayer) and a DVD mode which uses pre-installed DirectShow DVD filters to play DVD content. It supersedes media player in all it`s functions and provides several important functions that media player lacks. Zoom Player provides special zooming functions to improve TV-Output quality by eliminating overscan.
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Ahad, Julai 31, 2005
Perkara `pelik' Ayah Pin
ISU ajaran sesat Ayah Pin kembali heboh diperkatakan dan di Terengganu, jualan sesetengah akhbar dilaporkan meningkat sejak seminggu dua ini ekoran minat orang ramai mengikuti perkembangan terkini kisah tersebut.
Ayah Pin atau nama sebenarnya Ariffin Mohamad, 65, sendiri mungkin tidak menyangka usahanya untuk `mengaktifkan' semula kegiatannya bermula tahun lalu berdepan dengan beberapa siri rintangan.
Antara rintangan itu adalah tindakan Pejabat Tanah Daerah Besut mengeluarkan notis pada April lalu untuk merobohkan beberapa premis dan replika gergasi di markas Ayah Pin di perkampungan `Kerajaan Langit' di Batu 13, Hulu Besut.
Bagaimanapun, isteri Ayah Pin selaku pemilik geran tanah di markas melalui peguamnya telah memfailkan permohonan di Mahkamah Tinggi bagi membatalkan notis tersebut. Setelah berjaya buat sementara waktu menghalang Pejabat Tanah merobohkan premis dan replika di markasnya, Ayah Pin dikejutkan pula dengan serbuan pihak berkuasa ke atas markasnya dan berakhir dengan penahanan 21 pengikutnya pada 2 Julai lalu.
Semua 21 pengikutnya bagaimanapun dibebaskan dengan ikat jamin RM1,000 seorang. Ketika itu, banyak pihak hairan bagaimana kumpulan itu mendapat wang jaminan sebanyak RM21,000 dengan begitu cepat.
Pada ketika Ayah Pin leka sementara menunggu tarikh perbicaraan 21 pengikutnya, markasnya diserbu pula oleh sekumpulan 40 hingga 50 lelaki bertopeng pada 18 Julai dan dua hari kemudian oleh polis dan Bahagian Penguatkuasa Jabatan Hal Ehwal Agama Islam Terengganu (JHEAT).
Kini, 45 pengikutnya terpaksa melalui proses perbicaraan di Mahkamah Rendah Syariah Besut, manakala, tiga anak Ayah Pin dibebaskan dari tuduhan menghina agama Islam atas permohonan pihak pendakwa.
Ayah Pin dan keempat-empat isterinya sehingga artikel ini ditulis, tidak diketahui lokasi persembunyiannya dan gerakan memburu terus dilancarkan oleh JHEAT dan polis. ~more
Ayah Pin atau nama sebenarnya Ariffin Mohamad, 65, sendiri mungkin tidak menyangka usahanya untuk `mengaktifkan' semula kegiatannya bermula tahun lalu berdepan dengan beberapa siri rintangan.
Antara rintangan itu adalah tindakan Pejabat Tanah Daerah Besut mengeluarkan notis pada April lalu untuk merobohkan beberapa premis dan replika gergasi di markas Ayah Pin di perkampungan `Kerajaan Langit' di Batu 13, Hulu Besut.
Bagaimanapun, isteri Ayah Pin selaku pemilik geran tanah di markas melalui peguamnya telah memfailkan permohonan di Mahkamah Tinggi bagi membatalkan notis tersebut. Setelah berjaya buat sementara waktu menghalang Pejabat Tanah merobohkan premis dan replika di markasnya, Ayah Pin dikejutkan pula dengan serbuan pihak berkuasa ke atas markasnya dan berakhir dengan penahanan 21 pengikutnya pada 2 Julai lalu.
Semua 21 pengikutnya bagaimanapun dibebaskan dengan ikat jamin RM1,000 seorang. Ketika itu, banyak pihak hairan bagaimana kumpulan itu mendapat wang jaminan sebanyak RM21,000 dengan begitu cepat.
Pada ketika Ayah Pin leka sementara menunggu tarikh perbicaraan 21 pengikutnya, markasnya diserbu pula oleh sekumpulan 40 hingga 50 lelaki bertopeng pada 18 Julai dan dua hari kemudian oleh polis dan Bahagian Penguatkuasa Jabatan Hal Ehwal Agama Islam Terengganu (JHEAT).
Kini, 45 pengikutnya terpaksa melalui proses perbicaraan di Mahkamah Rendah Syariah Besut, manakala, tiga anak Ayah Pin dibebaskan dari tuduhan menghina agama Islam atas permohonan pihak pendakwa.
Ayah Pin dan keempat-empat isterinya sehingga artikel ini ditulis, tidak diketahui lokasi persembunyiannya dan gerakan memburu terus dilancarkan oleh JHEAT dan polis. ~more
Sabtu, Julai 30, 2005
Oh, good - e-mail is for older people...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - E-mail is for grown-ups and U.S. teenagers now prefer instant messaging to communicate with each other online, according to a survey released on Wednesday.
Internet users from 12 to 17 years old say e-mail is best for talking to parents or institutions, but they are more likely to fire up IM when talking with each other, the nonprofit Pew Internet and American Life Project found.
E-mail is still used by 90 percent of online teens. But the survey found greater enthusiasm for instant messaging.
Three-quarters of teen Internet users use instant messaging, compared with 42 percent of adults, Pew said. Nearly half of teens said they exchanged IMs daily, and some said they spent more than two hours each day using instant-messenger programs.
Half or nearly half of the 1,100 teenagers surveyed said they used IM to send Web links or photos to each other, while nearly one-third said they had sent music or video clips over IM. Adults were much less likely to do any of those things, the survey found.
Nearly nine out of 10 teenagers say they use the Internet, up from 74 percent in 2000. Those are who still not online are likely to be so poor that they have limited access to technology, the survey found, and are disproportionately black.
The survey, conducted in October and November 2004, has a margin of error of 4 percentage points.
Jumaat, Julai 29, 2005
How much money do the ‘AP Kings’ really make?
MALAYSIA TODAY SPECIAL REPORT ON THE AP ISSUE
There is an ongoing brouhaha about Approved Permits (APs) being awarded to certain favoured and crony companies. Actually, the issue is more than just the APs. A bigger issue is the undisclosed profits these companies could be making through these APs.
Does such a thing exist? You figure it out for yourselves from these official records filed with the Registrar of Companies of just ten of the companies.
1) Hyumal Motor Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 8,573
Total quota to 2004: 68,584
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM2,057,520,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM6,858,400,000
Directors/Shareholders: Datuk Tengku Adnan bin Tengku Mansur (20%), Tan Sri Dato Seri Vincent Tan Chee Yioun (10%), Dato Abdul Malek Ahmad (10%), Arsam bin Damis (10%), Azman bin Ahmad (5%), Wan Adli bin Wan Ibrahim (deceased - 5%)
Company owned by Berjaya Group Berhad (20%) and Tadamansori Holdings Sdn Bhd (20%)
Paid up capital: RM6,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2002
Total assets: RM54,714,283.00
Total liabilities: RM13,582,880.00
Turnover: RM214,357,239.00
Profit before tax: RM28,440,701.00
Profit after tax: RM18,642,250.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
2) Naza Kia Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 8,432
Total quota to 2004: 67,456
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM2,023,680,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM6,745,600,000
Directors/Shareholders: Tan Sri Dato Seri Nasimuddin Kamal (80%) and Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal (20%)
Paid up capital: RM2.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2003
Total assets: RM195,514.00
Total liabilities: RM147,736.00
Turnover: RM12,500.00
Profit before tax: RM56,184.00
Profit after tax: RM55,447.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
3) Cartrade Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 1,237
Total quota to 2004: 9,896
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM296,880,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM989,600,000
Directors/Shareholders: Mohamed Ilyas bin Pakeer Mohamed (75%) and Zahrah bte Ahmad (25%)
Paid up capital: RM2,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 1999
Total assets: RM66,111,133.00
Total liabilities: RM21,861,323.00
Turnover: RM50,594,253 (1997 was RM205,867,002)
Profit before tax: RM1,468,088.00
Profit after tax: RM1,468,088.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
4) Directional (M) Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 811
Total quota to 2004: 6,488
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM194,640,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM648,800,000
Directors: Dato Ismayddin bin Abdul Manan, Mohamed Husain bin KC Ahammu, Zamaliah bte Juah and Datuk Chong Wei Yoon
Company 100% owned by USF-Hicom (Malaysia) Sdn Bhd
Paid up capital: RM45,472,698.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2004
Total assets: RM78,559,962.00
Total liabilities: RM127,402,919.00
Turnover: RM63,101,790.00
Profit before tax: RM4,253,641.00
Profit after tax: RM4,253,641.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
5) NZ Wheel (M) Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 419
Total quota to 2004: 3,352
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM100,560,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM335,200,000
Directors/Shareholders: Tan Sri Dato Seri Nasimuddin Kamal (12%), Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal (4%) and Puan Sri Datin Seri Zaleha bte Ismail (4%)
Company 80% owned by Naza Motor Trading Sdn Bhd
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2002
Total assets: RM242,159,309.00
Total liabilities: RM202,619,735.00
Turnover: RM230,876,062.00
Profit before tax: RM6,692,925.00
Profit after tax: RM4,702,925.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
6) Competitive Supreme Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2002
Quota a year: 1,807
Total quota to 2004: 5,421
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM162,630,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM 542,100,000
Directors/Shareholders: Muhammad Fadhil bin Ahmad (50%) and Zahari bin Jaffar (50%)
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2002
Total assets: RM1,085,686.00
Total liabilities: RM319,540.00
Turnover: RM3,776,463.00
Profit before tax: RM233,854.00
Profit after tax: RM233,854.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
7) Nasim Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2002
Quota a year: 293
Total quota to 2004: 879
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM26,370,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM87,900,000
Directors/Shareholders: Tan Sri Dato Seri Nasimuddin Kamal (50%) and Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal (50%)
Ministry records shows SM Amin instead of Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal
Paid up capital: RM2.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2000
Total assets: RM8,204.00
Total liabilities: RM8,202.00
Turnover: 0
Profit before tax: 0
Profit after tax: 0
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
8) Weststar Motorsport Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2002
Quota a year: 7,603
Total quota to 2004: 22,809
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM684,270,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM2,280,900,000
Directors: Datuk Abdul Rashid bin Abdul Rahim, Dato Haniff bin Abd Aziz, Dato Syed Azman bin Syed Ibrahim and Che Aziyah bte Hassan
Company 100% owned by Weststar Holdings Sdn Bhd
Ministry records DO NOT show Datuk Abdul Rashid bin Abdul Rahim and Che Aziyah bte Hassan but instead shows Dato Azzuddin Ahmad
Paid up capital: RM2,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2003
Total assets: RM24,335,475.00
Total liabilities: RM4,908,259.00
Turnover: RM340,898,912.00
Profit before tax: RM18,637,870.00
Profit after tax: RM13,617,267.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
9) Atlantic Star Auto Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2003
Quota a year: 582
Total quota to 2004: 1,164
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM34,920,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM116,400,000
Directors/Shareholders: Dato Haniff bin Abd Aziz (50%) and Dato Syed Azman bin Syed Ibrahim (50%)
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2004
Total assets: RM6,452,532.00
Total liabilities: RM5,320,973.00
Turnover: 0
Profit before tax: 0
Profit after tax: 0
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
10) Auto Pacific Star Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2003
Quota a year: 5,087
Total quota to 2004: 10,174
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM 305,220,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM1,017,400,000
Directors: Dato Haniff bin Abd Aziz and Dato Syed Azman bin Syed Ibrahim
Company owned by Asas Komited Sdn Bhd (23.3%) and Magna Prominent Sdn Bhd (76.7%)
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2003
Total assets: RM74,645,643.00
Total liabilities: RM71,252,836.00
Turnover: RM93,534,342.00
Profit before tax: RM3,372,782.00
Profit after tax: RM2,392,807.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
~link
There is an ongoing brouhaha about Approved Permits (APs) being awarded to certain favoured and crony companies. Actually, the issue is more than just the APs. A bigger issue is the undisclosed profits these companies could be making through these APs.
Does such a thing exist? You figure it out for yourselves from these official records filed with the Registrar of Companies of just ten of the companies.
1) Hyumal Motor Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 8,573
Total quota to 2004: 68,584
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM2,057,520,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM6,858,400,000
Directors/Shareholders: Datuk Tengku Adnan bin Tengku Mansur (20%), Tan Sri Dato Seri Vincent Tan Chee Yioun (10%), Dato Abdul Malek Ahmad (10%), Arsam bin Damis (10%), Azman bin Ahmad (5%), Wan Adli bin Wan Ibrahim (deceased - 5%)
Company owned by Berjaya Group Berhad (20%) and Tadamansori Holdings Sdn Bhd (20%)
Paid up capital: RM6,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2002
Total assets: RM54,714,283.00
Total liabilities: RM13,582,880.00
Turnover: RM214,357,239.00
Profit before tax: RM28,440,701.00
Profit after tax: RM18,642,250.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
2) Naza Kia Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 8,432
Total quota to 2004: 67,456
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM2,023,680,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM6,745,600,000
Directors/Shareholders: Tan Sri Dato Seri Nasimuddin Kamal (80%) and Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal (20%)
Paid up capital: RM2.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2003
Total assets: RM195,514.00
Total liabilities: RM147,736.00
Turnover: RM12,500.00
Profit before tax: RM56,184.00
Profit after tax: RM55,447.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
3) Cartrade Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 1,237
Total quota to 2004: 9,896
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM296,880,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM989,600,000
Directors/Shareholders: Mohamed Ilyas bin Pakeer Mohamed (75%) and Zahrah bte Ahmad (25%)
Paid up capital: RM2,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 1999
Total assets: RM66,111,133.00
Total liabilities: RM21,861,323.00
Turnover: RM50,594,253 (1997 was RM205,867,002)
Profit before tax: RM1,468,088.00
Profit after tax: RM1,468,088.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
4) Directional (M) Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 811
Total quota to 2004: 6,488
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM194,640,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM648,800,000
Directors: Dato Ismayddin bin Abdul Manan, Mohamed Husain bin KC Ahammu, Zamaliah bte Juah and Datuk Chong Wei Yoon
Company 100% owned by USF-Hicom (Malaysia) Sdn Bhd
Paid up capital: RM45,472,698.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2004
Total assets: RM78,559,962.00
Total liabilities: RM127,402,919.00
Turnover: RM63,101,790.00
Profit before tax: RM4,253,641.00
Profit after tax: RM4,253,641.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
5) NZ Wheel (M) Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 1997
Quota a year: 419
Total quota to 2004: 3,352
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM100,560,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM335,200,000
Directors/Shareholders: Tan Sri Dato Seri Nasimuddin Kamal (12%), Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal (4%) and Puan Sri Datin Seri Zaleha bte Ismail (4%)
Company 80% owned by Naza Motor Trading Sdn Bhd
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2002
Total assets: RM242,159,309.00
Total liabilities: RM202,619,735.00
Turnover: RM230,876,062.00
Profit before tax: RM6,692,925.00
Profit after tax: RM4,702,925.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
6) Competitive Supreme Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2002
Quota a year: 1,807
Total quota to 2004: 5,421
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM162,630,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM 542,100,000
Directors/Shareholders: Muhammad Fadhil bin Ahmad (50%) and Zahari bin Jaffar (50%)
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2002
Total assets: RM1,085,686.00
Total liabilities: RM319,540.00
Turnover: RM3,776,463.00
Profit before tax: RM233,854.00
Profit after tax: RM233,854.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
7) Nasim Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2002
Quota a year: 293
Total quota to 2004: 879
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM26,370,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM87,900,000
Directors/Shareholders: Tan Sri Dato Seri Nasimuddin Kamal (50%) and Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal (50%)
Ministry records shows SM Amin instead of Dato Hj Sheikh Shalahuddin Ayubi Kamal
Paid up capital: RM2.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2000
Total assets: RM8,204.00
Total liabilities: RM8,202.00
Turnover: 0
Profit before tax: 0
Profit after tax: 0
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
8) Weststar Motorsport Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2002
Quota a year: 7,603
Total quota to 2004: 22,809
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM684,270,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM2,280,900,000
Directors: Datuk Abdul Rashid bin Abdul Rahim, Dato Haniff bin Abd Aziz, Dato Syed Azman bin Syed Ibrahim and Che Aziyah bte Hassan
Company 100% owned by Weststar Holdings Sdn Bhd
Ministry records DO NOT show Datuk Abdul Rashid bin Abdul Rahim and Che Aziyah bte Hassan but instead shows Dato Azzuddin Ahmad
Paid up capital: RM2,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2003
Total assets: RM24,335,475.00
Total liabilities: RM4,908,259.00
Turnover: RM340,898,912.00
Profit before tax: RM18,637,870.00
Profit after tax: RM13,617,267.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
9) Atlantic Star Auto Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2003
Quota a year: 582
Total quota to 2004: 1,164
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM34,920,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM116,400,000
Directors/Shareholders: Dato Haniff bin Abd Aziz (50%) and Dato Syed Azman bin Syed Ibrahim (50%)
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2004
Total assets: RM6,452,532.00
Total liabilities: RM5,320,973.00
Turnover: 0
Profit before tax: 0
Profit after tax: 0
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
10) Auto Pacific Star Sdn Bhd
Enjoying APs since: 2003
Quota a year: 5,087
Total quota to 2004: 10,174
If sell the APs
At average RM30,000 per AP
Total accumulated from APs: RM 305,220,000
If used APs to actually import cars
At conservative estimate of RM100,000 per AP
Total accumulated to 2004: RM1,017,400,000
Directors: Dato Haniff bin Abd Aziz and Dato Syed Azman bin Syed Ibrahim
Company owned by Asas Komited Sdn Bhd (23.3%) and Magna Prominent Sdn Bhd (76.7%)
Paid up capital: RM1,000,000.00
Last statutory accounts filed: 2003
Total assets: RM74,645,643.00
Total liabilities: RM71,252,836.00
Turnover: RM93,534,342.00
Profit before tax: RM3,372,782.00
Profit after tax: RM2,392,807.00
Estimated hidden (undeclared) profits to 2004: (For Malaysia Today’s readers to figure out)
~link
Fact collection (E)
Each banana plant bears only one stem of fruit. To produce a new stem, only two shoots known as the daughter and the granddaughter are allowed to grow and be cultivated from the main plant.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.thanx kim (Now dont you feel more contented each night before you go to sleep ALONE)
Each human generates about 3.5 pounds of rubbish a day, mostly paper.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades King David, Clubs Alexander the Great, Hearts Charlemagne, and Diamonds Julius Caesar.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades King David, Clubs Alexander the Great, Hearts Charlemagne, Diamonds Julius Caesar.
Each person's ears are unique.
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
Each unit on the Richter Scale is equivalent to a power factor of about 32. So a 6 is 32 times more powerful than a 5! Though it goes to 10, 9 is estimated to be the point of total tectonic destruction. 2 is the smallest that can be felt unaided.
Each year 50,000 earthquakes take place on this planet.
Each year approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
Each year, insects eat 1/3 of the Earth's food crop.
Earth's magnetic field has been weakening. It seems to have lost 15% of its strength since 1670. At the present rate of decrease, it will reach zero in 2,000 years. Between the years 3500 and 4500, the magnetic field will not be sufficiently strong enough to ward off charged radiation from outer space.
Easter is the first Sunday after the first Full Moon after March 21.
Eating breakfast will help you burn from 5-20% more calories throughout the day.
Eating large amounts of carrots will eventually turn your skin orange because of the chemical substance called carotene which is found in carrots. Carotene is the cause of the orange hue in leaves during the fall.
Eddie Arcaro, one of the greatest jockeys in horse race history, rode 250 losers before he won his first race. Ultimately, Arcaro won 4,779 races including five Derby winners, six in the Preakness, and six in the Belmont Stakes, on such famous horses as Whirlaway, Citation, and Kelso.
Edgar Allan Poe introduced mystery fiction's first fictional detective, Auguste C. Dupin, in his 1841 story, "The Murders in the Rue Morgue."
Eggplant is a member of the thistle family.
Eggs sink in water when they are fresh and float when expired.
Eight positions are mentioned in Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine. Only right field was left out.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
El Capitan in Yosemite National Park is the largest visible granite rock in the world. It's twice the size of the Rock of Gibraltar.
Eleanor Roosevelt wrote David O. Selznick to ask that her maid, Lizzy McDuffy, be considered for the role of Mammy in Gone With the Wind.
Electrical stimulation of certain areas of the brain has been proven to revive long-lost memories.
Elephant tusks grow throughout an elephant's life and can weigh more than 200 pounds. Among Asian elephants, only the males have tusks. Both sexes of African elephants have tusks.
Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles in one day.
Elephants are the only Mammals that can't jump.
Elephants can communicate using sounds that are below the human hearing range: between 14 and 35 hertz.
Elephants can't jump.
Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
Elephants produce 50 pounds of manure every day.
Elephants, horses, and camels all descended from animals that originally came from North America, despite their present homes in Eurasia.
Elizabeth the First suffered from anthophobia (a fear of roses).
Elton John and The Beach Boys are tied for the record for the longest gap between number one hit singles in the United States. Both waited 21 years, 11 months.
Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
Elvis Presley made his first appearance on national television in 1956. He sang Blue Suede Shoes and Heartbreak Hotel on "The Dorsey Brothers Show."
Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files ( i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."
E-mails started in 1971. Ray Tomlinson is it's DADDY!! and the first e-mail was sent WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN UPPER CASE.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Emus cannot walk backwards.
Emus have double plumed feathers and they lay emerald/forest green eggs.
Engelbert Humperdinck's real name is Gerry Dorsey. He didn't make that name up, though. It originally belonged to the 1800s German musician who wrote the opera Hansel and Gretel.
England and the American colonies adopted the Gregorian calendar on September 14th, 1752. 11 days disappeared.
England once had a Prime Minister who was only 24 years old. He was William Pitt, elected in 1783.
England's King Edward VII gave a large diamond tiara to Wallis Warfield Simpson as a wedding gift. Simpson was the woman for whom Edward VII abdicated the throne for.
England's Stonehenge is 1500 years older than Rome's Colosseum.
English traders introduced opium to China to create a market for the drug. They then traded silver for opium to help pay other Chinese traders for their tea.
Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page were all once the lead guitarist for the English band the Yardbirds in the 1960's.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words, not a single word contained the letter "E."
Europe has no deserts, it is the only continent without one.
Evard Ericksen sculpted "The Little Mermaid" statue which is located in Copenhagen harbor.
Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.
Even though they broke up 25 years ago, the Beatles continue to sell more records each year than the Rolling Stones.
Even when all the molecules in a single breath of air have been dispersed evenly in the earth's atmosphere, there will still be one or two of the same ones taken into the lungs with every subsequent breath. Every time you breathe in, you inhale one or two of the same molecules that you inhaled with the first breath you took as a baby.
Ever wonder how Swiss cheese is made? As the cheese ferments, a bacterial action generates gas. As the gas is liberated, it bubbles through the cheese, leaving all those holes.
Everest is not the tallest mountain. Mauna Kea Mountain in the Hawaiian Island is 230m taller. It is 4201m above water and 4877 underwater! Everest is only 8848m.
Every 14 years, Saturn's rings become briefly invisible to astronomers on Earth. At that time, the plane of the rings is tipped to that of the Earth's orbit, and they are seen edge-on. Since the ring's are so thin, they can't be seen at that angle.
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's.
Every eleven years the magnetic poles of the sun switch. This cycle is called "Solarmax".
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard.
Every person has a unique eye and tongue print.
Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.
Every queen named Jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned.
Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.
Every Swiss citizen is required by law to have a bomb shelter or access to a bomb shelter.
Every ten minutes, another plant or animal life form becomes extinct.
Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.
Every time the moon's gravity causes a ten-foot tide at sea, all the continents on earth rise at least six inches.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
Every year 8,000 people injure themselves while using a tooth pick.
Every year, $1.5 billion is spent on pet food. This is four times the amount spent on baby food.
Every year, Mexico City sinks about 10 inches.
Every year, surgical tools are left in approximately 1,500 patients in the USA. Fatter patients are more prone to having a surgical tool left inside of them due to the additional amount of space in their bodies.
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
Everyone in the Middle Ages believed -as Aristotle had -that the heart was the seat of intelligence.
Everyone is colorblind at birth
Everyone knows that the U.S. gold depository is in Fort Knox, Kentucky. But nobody seems to know that the U.S. silver depository is at West Point, New York.
Everyone thought Albert Einstein suffered from dyslexia, because he couldn't speak properly until he was 9 years old.
Except for 2 and 3, every prime number will eventually become divisible by 6 if you either add or subtract 1 from the number. For example, the number 17, plus 1, is divisible by 6. The number 19, minus 1, is also divisible by 6
Experiments have shown that, ants are capable of lifting 50 times their own weight and pulling loads 300 times their own weight.
Penduduk bakar lori rempuh mati remaja
GOMBAK: Beberapa penduduk membakar sebuah lori dan membelasah pemandunya selepas kenderaan itu terbabit dalam kemalangan yang mengorbankan seorang remaja di Jalan Pinggiran Wira Damai, Kampung Bahtera Wira Damai, Batu Caves di sini, semalam.
Mangsa, Mohd Lokman Kadir, 18, yang menunggang motosikal bagi menghantar sepupunya, Siti Aishah Mohd Isa, 11, ke Sekolah Agama Seri Temenggong kira-kira satu kilometer dari rumahnya, tercampak selepas dirempuh lori itu.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 7.35 pagi itu, lori berkenaan dikatakan terbabas sebelum bergesel dengan sebuah lori lain yang diletakkan di tepi jalan serta merempuh kereta Perodua Kancil dan satu lagi motosikal.
Siti Aishah hanya cedera ringan manakala penunggang sebuah lagi motosikal berusia 40-an yang identitinya belum dikenal pasti, pula parah. Kedua-dua mangsa dihantar ke Hospital Selayang, manakala mayat Mohd Lokman dibawa ke Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL).
Kemalangan itu mencetuskan kemarahan penduduk yang sebelum ini beberapa kali membuat bantahan mengenai tindakan pemandu lori menggunakan jalan di kampung berkenaan untuk mengangkut tanah ke projek perumahan berhampiran.
Malah, pernah beberapa lori dikatakan terbabit dalam kemalangan di jalan berkenaan sebelum ini.
Jurucakap polis berkata, dalam kejadian semalam lori terbabit yang dipercayai membawa muatan berlebihan dan dipandu laju ketika menuruni bukit, dikatakan hilang kawalan sebelum merempuh kereta dan motosikal itu.
“Lori itu turut melanggar tembok konkrit menyebabkan ketulan konkrit berkenaan tercampak dan menghentam kepala Mohd Lokman menyebabkan mangsa cedera parah dan meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian,” katanya.
Beliau berkata, pemandu lori itu cuba melarikan diri tetapi ditahan serta dibelasah beberapa penduduk sebelum diserahkan kepada polis.
Sementara itu, seorang penduduk kampung berkenaan, Abdul Khalid Abdul Hamid, 62, berkata, penduduk sudah beberapa kali menghantar memorandum bantahan bagi mendesak pihak berkuasa termasuk Majlis Perbandaran Selayang (MPS), menghentikan projek itu.
“Projek itu menyebabkan jalan kampung kami menjadi sibuk kerana dilalui banyak lori tanah. Bagaimanapun, rungutan penduduk tidak diberi perhatian oleh pihak berkuasa,” katanya.
Beliau berkata, penduduk juga memfailkan bantahan di mahkamah pada 1 Februari lalu dan kes itu akan disebut semula pada 18 November ini.
Mangsa, Mohd Lokman Kadir, 18, yang menunggang motosikal bagi menghantar sepupunya, Siti Aishah Mohd Isa, 11, ke Sekolah Agama Seri Temenggong kira-kira satu kilometer dari rumahnya, tercampak selepas dirempuh lori itu.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 7.35 pagi itu, lori berkenaan dikatakan terbabas sebelum bergesel dengan sebuah lori lain yang diletakkan di tepi jalan serta merempuh kereta Perodua Kancil dan satu lagi motosikal.
Siti Aishah hanya cedera ringan manakala penunggang sebuah lagi motosikal berusia 40-an yang identitinya belum dikenal pasti, pula parah. Kedua-dua mangsa dihantar ke Hospital Selayang, manakala mayat Mohd Lokman dibawa ke Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL).
Kemalangan itu mencetuskan kemarahan penduduk yang sebelum ini beberapa kali membuat bantahan mengenai tindakan pemandu lori menggunakan jalan di kampung berkenaan untuk mengangkut tanah ke projek perumahan berhampiran.
Malah, pernah beberapa lori dikatakan terbabit dalam kemalangan di jalan berkenaan sebelum ini.
Jurucakap polis berkata, dalam kejadian semalam lori terbabit yang dipercayai membawa muatan berlebihan dan dipandu laju ketika menuruni bukit, dikatakan hilang kawalan sebelum merempuh kereta dan motosikal itu.
“Lori itu turut melanggar tembok konkrit menyebabkan ketulan konkrit berkenaan tercampak dan menghentam kepala Mohd Lokman menyebabkan mangsa cedera parah dan meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian,” katanya.
Beliau berkata, pemandu lori itu cuba melarikan diri tetapi ditahan serta dibelasah beberapa penduduk sebelum diserahkan kepada polis.
Sementara itu, seorang penduduk kampung berkenaan, Abdul Khalid Abdul Hamid, 62, berkata, penduduk sudah beberapa kali menghantar memorandum bantahan bagi mendesak pihak berkuasa termasuk Majlis Perbandaran Selayang (MPS), menghentikan projek itu.
“Projek itu menyebabkan jalan kampung kami menjadi sibuk kerana dilalui banyak lori tanah. Bagaimanapun, rungutan penduduk tidak diberi perhatian oleh pihak berkuasa,” katanya.
Beliau berkata, penduduk juga memfailkan bantahan di mahkamah pada 1 Februari lalu dan kes itu akan disebut semula pada 18 November ini.
Khamis, Julai 28, 2005
Rabbit (joke)
Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Santa : SIX.
Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home.
Tester: #@$%@^#&$&*#$*#($((((!!!!!!!!!!
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"The war on terror is a war of terror that keeps no one safe"
Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Santa : SIX.
Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home.
Tester: #@$%@^#&$&*#$*#($((((!!!!!!!!!!
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"The war on terror is a war of terror that keeps no one safe"
To all who forwards e-mails (info)
ABSOLUTELY applies to ALL of us who send E-mails
Do you really know how to forward E-mails? 50% of us do, 50% do NOT.
Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it?
Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people that got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses.
As the messages get forwarded along the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus and his computer can send that virus to every e-mail address that has come across his computer.
Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents. That's right, all of that inconvenience over a nickel! How do you stop it? Well, there are two easy steps:
So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses!
Finally, here's an idea!!! Let's send this to everyone we know. This is something that SHOULD be forwarded. Remember to remove my email first.
Do you really know how to forward E-mails? 50% of us do, 50% do NOT.
Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it?
Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people that got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses.
As the messages get forwarded along the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus and his computer can send that virus to every e-mail address that has come across his computer.
Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents. That's right, all of that inconvenience over a nickel! How do you stop it? Well, there are two easy steps:
- When you forward an e-mail DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message That's right, DELETE THEM. Highlight them and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever it is you know how to do. It only takes a second.
- Whenever you send an e-mail don't use the To: or Cc: columns for adding e-mail address. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) column for listing the e-mail addresses. This way the people that you send to only see their own e-mail address. If you don't see your BCC: option click on where it says To: and your address list will appear. Highlight the address and choose BCC: and that's it, it's that easy. Then send it to undisclosed recipients.
So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses!
Finally, here's an idea!!! Let's send this to everyone we know. This is something that SHOULD be forwarded. Remember to remove my email first.
Black Sabbath - Children Of The Sea
Black Sabbath - Children Of The Sea
In the misty morning, on the edge of time
We've lost the rising sun, a final sign
As the misty morning rolls away to die
Reaching for the stars, we blind the sky
We sailed across the air before we learned to fly
We thought that it could never end
We'd glide above the ground before we learned to run, run
Now it seems our world has come undone
Oh they say that it's over
And it just had to be
Ooh they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea, oh
We made the mountains shake with laughter as we played
Hiding in our corner of the world
Then we did the demon dance and rushed to nevermore
Threw away the key and locked the door
Oh they say that it's over, yeah
And it just had to be
Yes they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea
In the misty morning, on the edge of time
We've lost the rising sun, a final sign
As the misty morning rolls away to die
Reaching for the stars, we blind the sky
Oh they say that it's over, yeah
And it just had to be
Oh they say that it's over
Poor lost children of the sea, yeah
LOOK OUT! The sky is falling down!
LOOK OUT! The world is spinning round and round and round!
LOOK OUT! The sun is going black, black
LOOK OUT! It's never never never coming back, LOOK OUT!
In the misty morning, on the edge of time
We've lost the rising sun, a final sign
As the misty morning rolls away to die
Reaching for the stars, we blind the sky
We sailed across the air before we learned to fly
We thought that it could never end
We'd glide above the ground before we learned to run, run
Now it seems our world has come undone
Oh they say that it's over
And it just had to be
Ooh they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea, oh
We made the mountains shake with laughter as we played
Hiding in our corner of the world
Then we did the demon dance and rushed to nevermore
Threw away the key and locked the door
Oh they say that it's over, yeah
And it just had to be
Yes they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea
In the misty morning, on the edge of time
We've lost the rising sun, a final sign
As the misty morning rolls away to die
Reaching for the stars, we blind the sky
Oh they say that it's over, yeah
And it just had to be
Oh they say that it's over
Poor lost children of the sea, yeah
LOOK OUT! The sky is falling down!
LOOK OUT! The world is spinning round and round and round!
LOOK OUT! The sun is going black, black
LOOK OUT! It's never never never coming back, LOOK OUT!
Rabu, Julai 27, 2005
Sites Where You Can Upload For Free
All Sites where you can Upload:
ezupload.org
http://www.ezupload.org/stats.php
http://www.ezupload.org
megaupload &youshareit.com Both Same account. 500 mb limit 30 days after the file is not being downloaded anymore
http://www.megaupload.com/
http://www.youshareit.com
mytempdir.com
Maximum file size - 25,600 Kb (25 Mb)
http://www.mytempdir.com
rapidshare.de
30 days, 50 mb limit all files allowed
http://rapidshare.de/
QuickFile
(The max. allowed size per file is 50 MB)
http://www.qfile.de
sharefiles.ru
Space: 50Mb limits: bandwidht limit, password protect, russian site
http://sharefiles.ru
ultrashare.net
Upload Limit: Maximum 30,000,000 bytes
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updownloadserver.de
no Traffic- or Downloadlimit After Upload, you'll get an URL. This URL you can Post as an Downloadlink or something else. Your file will be deleted, if after 30 days there where no download action detected
http://www.updownloadserver.de/
uploadhut
50 mb limit. all files allowed
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uploadtemple
File Types: All file types except for .php,mp3
Max Size per File: 30.00 MB, files stored for ??
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yousendit
Space: 1Gb, download can resume, specail download manager limit: 25 download or 7 days
http://www.yousendit.com
ezupload.org
http://www.ezupload.org/stats.php
http://www.ezupload.org
megaupload &youshareit.com Both Same account. 500 mb limit 30 days after the file is not being downloaded anymore
http://www.megaupload.com/
http://www.youshareit.com
mytempdir.com
Maximum file size - 25,600 Kb (25 Mb)
http://www.mytempdir.com
rapidshare.de
30 days, 50 mb limit all files allowed
http://rapidshare.de/
QuickFile
(The max. allowed size per file is 50 MB)
http://www.qfile.de
sharefiles.ru
Space: 50Mb limits: bandwidht limit, password protect, russian site
http://sharefiles.ru
ultrashare.net
Upload Limit: Maximum 30,000,000 bytes
http://www.ultrashare.net
updownloadserver.de
no Traffic- or Downloadlimit After Upload, you'll get an URL. This URL you can Post as an Downloadlink or something else. Your file will be deleted, if after 30 days there where no download action detected
http://www.updownloadserver.de/
uploadhut
50 mb limit. all files allowed
http://uploadhut.com/
uploadtemple
File Types: All file types except for .php,mp3
Max Size per File: 30.00 MB, files stored for ??
http://www.uploadtemple.com/
yousendit
Space: 1Gb, download can resume, specail download manager limit: 25 download or 7 days
http://www.yousendit.com
Lawak suami isteri (indon version)
Sepasang suami istri baru menikah, si suami ingin memberikan surprise pada istrinya, suatu hari si suami berkata kepada istrinya: "Sayang, kita pergi yuk, tapi mata kamu harus ditutup yah...!" "Kok harus ditutup sih mas...?" kata istrinya "Yah, pokoknya ada sesuatu untukmu....." Merekapun berangkat dengan menggunakan taxi, begitu sampe di tempat yang dituju mereka turun, kemudian si suami mengajak istrinya masuk ke rumah baru yang dijadikan sebagai surprise untuk istriya, tapi si suami masih belum mengijinkan istrinya membuka tutup mata.
Ternyata si istri ingin buang angin, tapi karena masih malu sama suaminya si istri pura-pura minta tolong dibikinin minuman : "Mas, ambilin saya minum dong...!"
Suaminya kemudian pergi mengembil minuman, ketika suaminya pergi si istri buang angin "tuuuut.." Pas si suami datang membawa minuman, ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin, akhirnya dia bilang ke suaminya ... "Mas minumannya kurang manis, tambahin gula lagi yah...." Si suami pergi lagi untuk menambahkan gula pada minuman istrinya, ketika suaminya pergi si istri kentut lagi "tuuuuuut...." Kemudian si suami datang lagi untuk memberikan minuman, tapi ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin, akhirnya dengan berberat hati si istri minta ditambahkan gula lagi, saat suami pergi istrinya kembali buang angin "Tuuuuut"
Akhirnya si istri merasa lega karena telah selesai dari keinginan buang anginnya. Ketika si suami tiba dan menyerahkan minuman, kemudian si suami membuka tutup mata si istrinya, si istri terkejut karena ternyata di rumah sudah banyak orang dan disampingnya ada mertuanya, sambil malu-malu si istri bertanya pada mertuanya "Oh Bapak, sudah lama datang..?" Kemudian sang mertua menjawab, "Sudah, sejak kentutan pertama..."
Ternyata si istri ingin buang angin, tapi karena masih malu sama suaminya si istri pura-pura minta tolong dibikinin minuman : "Mas, ambilin saya minum dong...!"
Suaminya kemudian pergi mengembil minuman, ketika suaminya pergi si istri buang angin "tuuuut.." Pas si suami datang membawa minuman, ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin, akhirnya dia bilang ke suaminya ... "Mas minumannya kurang manis, tambahin gula lagi yah...." Si suami pergi lagi untuk menambahkan gula pada minuman istrinya, ketika suaminya pergi si istri kentut lagi "tuuuuuut...." Kemudian si suami datang lagi untuk memberikan minuman, tapi ternyata si istri masih ingin buang angin, akhirnya dengan berberat hati si istri minta ditambahkan gula lagi, saat suami pergi istrinya kembali buang angin "Tuuuuut"
Akhirnya si istri merasa lega karena telah selesai dari keinginan buang anginnya. Ketika si suami tiba dan menyerahkan minuman, kemudian si suami membuka tutup mata si istrinya, si istri terkejut karena ternyata di rumah sudah banyak orang dan disampingnya ada mertuanya, sambil malu-malu si istri bertanya pada mertuanya "Oh Bapak, sudah lama datang..?" Kemudian sang mertua menjawab, "Sudah, sejak kentutan pertama..."
Hotmail to Get Storage Bump
BetaNews has learned that Microsoft is expected to begin its rollout of the next version of Hotmail, possibly as early as Wednesday. Code-named 'Kahuna,' this version of Hotmail will sport a new style of interface, automatic inbox refreshing and a preview pane that will enable Hotmail users to read and respond to e-mail without ever leaving their inbox.
The announcement could come in tandem with announcements on the betas of Internet Explorer 7 and Windows Vista, both of which are expected to be released sometime Wednesday.
Included with the upgrade is a bump of the storage space for free users to two gigabytes, of which several sources told BetaNews they had seen storage increases in their accounts. The increased storage space would put it on a more equal footing with its competitors. Google's Gmail offers 2GB, as does Yahoo! Mail.
The latest version of Hotmail would also include upgrades to Microsoft's Sender ID technology. Sender ID has been pushed by the Redmond company as a way cut down on the number of spam messages and phishing attacks flooding customer inboxes. It has received the backing of companies such as America Online, especially following the company's move to open it up to be compatible with competing anti-spam technologies.
Sender ID has already been live in the production version of Hotmail since January of this year.
Recognizing that it is behind in several key areas, Microsoft has engineered the next wave of Hotmail, allegedly referred to as the 'competitive wave,' in a methodical push to meet or exceed the competition. ~link
The announcement could come in tandem with announcements on the betas of Internet Explorer 7 and Windows Vista, both of which are expected to be released sometime Wednesday.
Included with the upgrade is a bump of the storage space for free users to two gigabytes, of which several sources told BetaNews they had seen storage increases in their accounts. The increased storage space would put it on a more equal footing with its competitors. Google's Gmail offers 2GB, as does Yahoo! Mail.
The latest version of Hotmail would also include upgrades to Microsoft's Sender ID technology. Sender ID has been pushed by the Redmond company as a way cut down on the number of spam messages and phishing attacks flooding customer inboxes. It has received the backing of companies such as America Online, especially following the company's move to open it up to be compatible with competing anti-spam technologies.
Sender ID has already been live in the production version of Hotmail since January of this year.
Recognizing that it is behind in several key areas, Microsoft has engineered the next wave of Hotmail, allegedly referred to as the 'competitive wave,' in a methodical push to meet or exceed the competition. ~link
Selasa, Julai 26, 2005
Honda Civic Concept 2005
The next generation Civic Concept is shown in the form of a 5-door hatchback. The sculpted design implies a more sporty direction for Honda’s best ever selling model. The 8th generation promises to deliver class exceeding performance as well as high fuel efficiency across all engines, which will take the model into ''Premium'' C-segment in Europe.
Honda believes that the next Civic will set new standards in the ever demanding C segment, particularly in the premium sector. Wider and lower than the current Civic, the new model will continue to be built in Honda’s European manufacturing plant in Swindon, UK. The award winning i-CTDi engine will be part of the Civic line-up and will be assembled at the UK factory. Power output for the Civic i-CTDi is expected to be a class leading 140 PS with a maximum torque of 340 Nm. In addition to the new i-CTDi engine, there will also be petrol engine variants.
Honda´s intention of moving the new Civic into a more sporty, emotional and fun to drive direction is clear from the concept car on display. New engines will provide class exceeding performance in all areas and it is a firm belief that the next generation will set new standards for the C-segment.
Honda believes that the next Civic will set new standards in the ever demanding C segment, particularly in the premium sector. Wider and lower than the current Civic, the new model will continue to be built in Honda’s European manufacturing plant in Swindon, UK. The award winning i-CTDi engine will be part of the Civic line-up and will be assembled at the UK factory. Power output for the Civic i-CTDi is expected to be a class leading 140 PS with a maximum torque of 340 Nm. In addition to the new i-CTDi engine, there will also be petrol engine variants.
Honda´s intention of moving the new Civic into a more sporty, emotional and fun to drive direction is clear from the concept car on display. New engines will provide class exceeding performance in all areas and it is a firm belief that the next generation will set new standards for the C-segment.
Skim piramid menjurus skim cepat kaya
SKIM piramid ialah skim perkiraan bagi pengedaran atau penjualan komoditi. Seseorang itu mendapat faedah wang yang tidak bergantung pada jumlah atau kuantiti barang dan perkhidmatan dijual atau diedarkan kerana ia diasaskan kepada penajaan seorang atau lebih peserta ke dalam skim itu.
Ciri-ciri skim piramid adalah seperti berikut:
1. Menetapkan bilangan penajaan seperti ganjaran atau bonus dibayar berdasarkan kepada penajaan ahli yang ditetapkan, bukannya berdasarkan jumlah jualan yang dibuat.
2. Menjanjikan pendapatan yang tinggi dalam masa singkat berdasarkan bilangan ahli ditaja.
3. Skim latihan dan ceramah yang dianjurkan tidak menekan kepada kualiti produk atau cara memasarkan produk, tetapi lebih kepada cara bagaimana untuk menarik masuk peserta baru dalam skim.
4. Harga barangan atau perkhidmatan adalah lebih tinggi dan tidak setimpal dengan nilai sebenar barangan atau perkhidmatan itu.
Kerajaan mengambil langkah mengharamkan skim ini kerana ia lebih menjurus kepada skim cepat kaya yang memberi keuntungan hanya kepada segelintir peserta di peringkat tertinggi dan tidak kepada sebahagian besar peserta di peringkat bawah.
Dengan kata lain, hanya beberapa peserta terawal atau atasan saja mendapat faedah atau pulangan lumayan manakala sebahagian besar peserta di peringkat bawahan hanyalah penyumbang supaya peserta atasan dapat menikmati faedah.
Kerajaan sedang menggubal Akta Anti Piramid bagi mengharamkan skim ini dan akan mengenakan hukuman mandatori (denda dan penjara) ke atas penganjur dan juga peserta skim.
Bagaimana jika didatangi penganjur skim piramid?
1. Periksa sama ada syarikat itu mempunyai lesen sah dikeluarkan oleh mana-mana pihak berkuasa yang berkaitan.
2. Rujuk kepada Kementerian Perdagangan Dalam Negeri dan Hal Ehwal Pengguna (KPDNHEP) untuk memastikan syarikat (jualan langsung) memiliki lesen yang sah.
3. Meneliti pelan pemasaran syarikat dan buat rujukan dengan Unit Jualan Langsung, KPDNHEP mengenai kesahihan pelan yang dikemukakan.
Ciri-ciri skim piramid adalah seperti berikut:
1. Menetapkan bilangan penajaan seperti ganjaran atau bonus dibayar berdasarkan kepada penajaan ahli yang ditetapkan, bukannya berdasarkan jumlah jualan yang dibuat.
2. Menjanjikan pendapatan yang tinggi dalam masa singkat berdasarkan bilangan ahli ditaja.
3. Skim latihan dan ceramah yang dianjurkan tidak menekan kepada kualiti produk atau cara memasarkan produk, tetapi lebih kepada cara bagaimana untuk menarik masuk peserta baru dalam skim.
4. Harga barangan atau perkhidmatan adalah lebih tinggi dan tidak setimpal dengan nilai sebenar barangan atau perkhidmatan itu.
Kerajaan mengambil langkah mengharamkan skim ini kerana ia lebih menjurus kepada skim cepat kaya yang memberi keuntungan hanya kepada segelintir peserta di peringkat tertinggi dan tidak kepada sebahagian besar peserta di peringkat bawah.
Dengan kata lain, hanya beberapa peserta terawal atau atasan saja mendapat faedah atau pulangan lumayan manakala sebahagian besar peserta di peringkat bawahan hanyalah penyumbang supaya peserta atasan dapat menikmati faedah.
Kerajaan sedang menggubal Akta Anti Piramid bagi mengharamkan skim ini dan akan mengenakan hukuman mandatori (denda dan penjara) ke atas penganjur dan juga peserta skim.
Bagaimana jika didatangi penganjur skim piramid?
1. Periksa sama ada syarikat itu mempunyai lesen sah dikeluarkan oleh mana-mana pihak berkuasa yang berkaitan.
2. Rujuk kepada Kementerian Perdagangan Dalam Negeri dan Hal Ehwal Pengguna (KPDNHEP) untuk memastikan syarikat (jualan langsung) memiliki lesen yang sah.
3. Meneliti pelan pemasaran syarikat dan buat rujukan dengan Unit Jualan Langsung, KPDNHEP mengenai kesahihan pelan yang dikemukakan.
Isnin, Julai 25, 2005
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