Khamis, Oktober 06, 2005

The evolution of mom

Parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:


Your Clothes 
  • 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
  • 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
  • 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.  

The Baby's Name
  • 1st baby: You pour over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
  • 2nd baby: Someone has to name his or her kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
  • 3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger points.  

Preparing for the Birth 
  • 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
  • 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
  • 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.  

The Layette  
  • 1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
  • 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
  • 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?  

Worries  
  • 1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
  • 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
  • 3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.  

Pacifier  
  • 1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
  • 2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
  • 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.  

Diapering  
  • 1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
  • 2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
  • 3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.  

Activities  
  • 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
  • 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
  • 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.  

Going Out  
  • 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
  • 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
  • 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.  

At Home  
  • 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
  • 2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
  • 3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

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