Rabu, April 27, 2005

SOMETIME YOU HAVE TO BECOME ELIZABETH

Once a man and his wife were sleeping in their bedroom.

A thief breaks open in their house.

The thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill the fellow and his wife.

Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your names."

Wife : "My name is Elizabeth."

Thief: " Oh! I can't shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth."

Man: My name is Sam, but my friends call me Elizabeth.

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