Life's unanswered questions
- Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
- Why is a square meal served on round plates?
- Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
- Which way does a compass point in space?
- Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
- If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- Why did Mary own a little lamb?
- If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
- Why can't a baby cry while it's inside its mother?
- If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
- What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
- Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
- Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?
- Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
- How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
- Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
- Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
- Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
- Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
- If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
- How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
- Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
- Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
- If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?
- If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
- What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?
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