Cheap BMW anyone?

Keh2 kesian akak aku ni.. :D

Pad dan iPad

melati: .. karnival tu murah2 :P

faizal: lalu td
byk org jual pad jer

melati: ceh
itu je yg dia nmpk

faizal: huhu
jd trand pulak
asal expo je ada jual pad

melati: huhu
xlama lg tukar ler jd ipad
:P

faizal: hehe

Are you a smoker?

jd.. berhentilah..

Employee evolution

How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?”, she asked.

“Hunting Flies”, he responded.

“Oh. ! Killing any?”, she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.“.

Manusia bertukar jadi helmet

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Some wisdom

Bits & Pieces: Some wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy:

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name .
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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