A professor was lecturing the class. He raised a question to all the students.
Professor asked, "If the name of the President of United States of America is George Bush, and today is a full moon day, and if I am jumping on the Moon with my parachute closed, and if I am living in Mongolia, How old am I?"
Everybody was puzzled and started thinking deeply, "How old the professor could be with all the clues he gave?"
One girl student got up and said, "Sir. You are forty-four years old!"
In a great amazement Professor exclaimed, "Brilliant, absolutely right, please tell the class how did you figure it out that I was forty-four years old?"
The girl said, "Sir, I have a younger brother at home. He is half crazy as you are and he is twenty-two."
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MOTHER ...
BalasPadamJOHN INVITED HIS MOTHER FOR DINNER.
DURING THE MEAL, HIS MOTHER NOTICED HOW BEAUTIFUL JOHN'S ROOMMATE WAS.
SHE HAD BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN JOHN AND HIS ROOMMATE, AND THIS MADE HER MORE CURIOUS.
READING HIS MOM'S THOUGHTS, JOHN VOLUNTEERED, "I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE
THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU JULIE AND I ARE JUST ROOMMATES."
ABOUT A WEEK LATER, JULIE SAID, "SINCE YOUR MOTHER CAME TO DINNER, I'VE
BEEN UNABLE TO FIND THE BEAUTIFUL SILVER GRAVY LADLE. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SHE TOOK IT, DO YOU?"
JOHN SAID, "WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL WRITE HER A LETTER TO BE SURE."
SO HE WROTE: "DEAR MOM, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE GRAVY LADLE FROM THE HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE GRAVY LADLE. BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER."
SEVERAL DAYS LATER JOHN RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS MOTHER: "DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JULIE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JULIE. BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WERE SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE GRAVY LADLE BY NOW.
LOVE, MOM"
LESSON OF THE DAY ... DON'T LIE TO MOTHER