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Rabu, September 17, 2008

Kids know science

* One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
* You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 
* Talc is found on rocks and on babies. 
* The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down. 
* When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms, But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions. 
* When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. 
* Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. 
* While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating. 
* Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction. 
* South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage. 
* Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. 
* Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south. 
* A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go. 
* There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever. 
* There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days. 
* Lime is a green-tasting rock. 
* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.  (my fav :-) )
* Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should. 
* Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there. 
* Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother. 
* Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers. 
* We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. 
* To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up. 
* In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's. 
* Clouds are high flying fogs. 
* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing. 
* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do. 
* Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does. 
* Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water. We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe. 
* Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail. 
* Rain is saved up in cloud banks. 
* In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes. 
* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man. 
* A blizzard is when it snows sideways. 
* A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size. 
* A monsoon is a French gentleman. 
* Thunder is a rich source of loudness. 
* Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound. 
* It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places. 
* The wind is like the air, only pushier.

Sabtu, September 06, 2008

101 funny one liners




1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
6. Never answer an anonymous letter.
7. It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
8. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
9. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.
10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
11. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
12. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
14. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
18. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
20. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
21. Nuke the Whales.
22. Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
24. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
25. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
26. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
27. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
28. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
29. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
30. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
31. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
32. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
33. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
34. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
35. DNA: National Dyslexic Association.
36. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
37. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
38. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
39. DARE to keep cops off donuts.
40. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
41. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42. Dyslexics of the world, untie!
43. God made mankind. Sin made him evil.
44. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
45. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
46. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
47. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
48. National Atheist's Day April 1st.
49. All generalizations are false.
50. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
51. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
52. If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
53. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
54. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
55. I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
56. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
57. I can handle pain until it hurts.
58. No matter where you go, you're there.
59. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
60. It's been Monday all week.
61. Gravity always gets me down.
62. This statement is false.
63. Eschew obfuscation.
64. They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
65. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
66. According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
67. The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
68. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
69. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
70. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
71. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
72. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
73. A day without sunshine is like, night.
74. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
75. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
76. Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
77. Life is too complicated in the morning.
78. We are all part of the ultimate statistic—ten out of ten die.
79. Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
80. Ask me about my vow of silence.
81. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
82. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
83. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
84. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
85. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
86. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
87. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
88. I intend to live forever. So far so good.
89. Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
90. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
91. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
92. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
93. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
94. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
95. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
96. Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut."
97. Evolution: True science fiction.
98. What's another word for Thesaurus?
99. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
100. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
101. I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.

Khamis, Jun 14, 2007

20 words you can instead of amazing


p/s: byknyer ... derang ni suka respect org kot ... suka puji
  • Unimaginable
  • Unanticipated
  • Phenomenal
  • Remarkable
  • Unbelievable
  • Breathtaking
  • Tremendous
  • Unexpected
  • Spectacular
  • Unthinkable
  • Unforeseen
  • Significant
  • Stunning
  • Startling
  • Splendid
  • Wonderful
  • Overwhelming
  • Stupefying
  • Staggering
  • Unpredicted



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